Who Knows One? presents…Who Knows One

Just in time for Passover…a special edition of the popular seder staple. Try to do it all in one breath.

Who Knows One? I know one. One is my friend and I’ll get them on the call right now.

Who knows two? I know two. Two are the number of the Hartins. One is my friend and I’ll get them on the call right now.

Who knows three? I know three. Three are the words in state your name. Two are the number of the Hartins. One is my friend and I’ll get them on the call right now.

Who knows four? I know four. Four are the number of the matriarchs, always bring them on. Three are the words in state your name. Two are the number of the Hartins. One is my friend and I’ll get them on the call right now.

Who knows five? I know five. Five games you must win to challenge the superconnectors. Four are the number of the matriarchs, always bring them on. Three are the words in state your name. Two are the number of the Hartins. One is my friend and I’ll get them on the call right now.

Who knows six? I know six. Six degrees of separation, but often much less. Five games you must win to challenge the superconnectors. Four are the number of the matriarchs, always bring them on. Three are the words in state your name. Two are the number of the Hartins. One is my friend and I’ll get them on the call right now.

Who knows seven? I know seven. Seven are the names Micah can pronounce. Six degrees of separation, but often much less. Five games you must win to challenge the superconnectors. Four is the number of the matriarchs, always bring them on. Three are the words in state your name. Two is the number of the Hartins. One is my friend and I’ll get them on the call right now.

Who knows eight? I know eight. Eight are the contestants on the Annual Chanukah Special. Seven are the names Micah can pronounce. Six degrees of separation, but often much less. Five games you must win to challenge the superconnectors. Four are the number of the matriarchs, always bring them on. Three are the words in state your name. Two are the number of the Hartins. One is my friend and I’ll get them on the call right now.

Who knows nine? I know nine. Nine are the times we have to tell people to turn off their Facebook. Eight are the contestants on the Annual Chanukah Special. Seven are the names Micah can pronounce. Six degrees of separation, but often much less. Five games you must win to challenge the superconnectors. Four are the number of the matriarchs, always bring them on. Three are the words in state your name. Two are the number of the Hartins. One is my friend and I’ll get them on the call right now.

Who knows ten? I know ten. Ten digits in a phone number that shouldn’t be given out live on air. Nine are the times we have to tell people to turn off their Facebook. Eight are the contestants on the Annual Chanukah Special. Seven are the names Micah can pronounce. Six degrees of separation, but often much less. Five games you must win to challenge the superconnectors. Four are the number of the matriarchs, always bring them on. Three are the words in state your name. Two are the number of the Hartins. One is my friend and I’ll get them on the call right now.

Who knows eleven? I know eleven. Eleven people talking at once before it’s time to mute all. Ten digits in a phone number that shouldn’t be given out live on air. Nine are the times we have to tell people to turn off their Facebook. Eight are the contestants on the Annual Chanukah Special. Seven are the names Micah can pronounce. Six degrees of separation, but often much less. Five games you must win to challenge the superconnectors. Four are the number of the matriarchs, always bring them on. Three are the words in state your name. Two are the number of the Hartins. One is my friend and I’ll get them on the call right now.

Who knows twelve? I know twelve. Twelve the seconds until someone mentions Walnut Creek. Eleven people talking at once before it’s time to mute all. Ten digits in a phone number that shouldn’t be given out live on air. Nine are the times we have to tell people to turn off their Facebook. Eight are the contestants on the Annual Chanukah Special. Seven are the names Micah can pronounce. Six degrees of separation, but often much less. Five games you must win to challenge the superconnectors. Four are the number of the matriarchs, always bring them on. Three are the words in state your name. Two are the number of the Hartins. One is my friend and I’ll get them on the call right now.

Who knows thirteen? I know thirteen. 13 are the number of Beth El synagogues. In New Jersey. Twelve the seconds until someone mentions Walnut Creek. Eleven people talking at once before it’s time to mute all. Ten digits in a phone number that shouldn’t be given out live on air. Nine are the times we have to tell people to turn off their Facebook. Eight are the contestants on the Annual Chanukah Special. Seven are the names Micah can pronounce. Six degrees of separation, but often much less. Five games you must win to challenge the superconnectors. Four are the number of the matriarchs, always bring them on. Three are the words in state your name. Two are the number of the Hartins. One is my friend and I’ll get them on the call right now.

Chag sameach, everyone!